Once upon a time, Zul and I did an improvised bit of nonsensical storytelling - I have collected one of those stories for you lot to read. Enjoy!
The title is: Journey to the centre of the earth.
More to come, still collecting.
And that's how far we got, to be continued on this very board!
Blimey...
Thanks for the owl meat interlopers! Hate to feed you to the soul eaters but that's what you git fer tryin' to steal me gold!
(oh, i would love to talk to you sir, if you could please restrain yourself from squeezing my beak, please. P/s: Hoot Hoot Kachoot.)
Like I was saying...Good sirs free me and rescue my friends and we'll guide you to the richest mine in middle earth.
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Oho, full spectrum light seems to hurt the buggers! Also... what gold? Who cares? We're here for the SCIENCE!
*Scruffling*Scruffling*...shhh...
Your our ticket home Birdie!
Welcome Surface Dwellers! I am Thane the Cheese Eater! We've been expecting you.
Yes, 'tis I! The Great Thane! And also "Your Little Friend!"